I want a new caregiver!!

I swear I'm gonna choke the living shit out of her! I am so sick of the arguing and her lack of memory and that she doesn't treat me like her other clients and bust her ass for me. She broke my potpourri bowl from Yankee Candle tonight and that just set me off. She doesn't watch what she's doing. I gave her a list of things I want done and she had to be smart and say "what filters?" She knows damn well what filters and she said that those were my responsibility and I said "not if I can't reach them." I told her that if she takes one more client that I am going to replace her and she said "go ahead". Watch me.